The Grinch in a Cinch

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In theaters high and theaters low,
Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch stole the whole show.
It earned $66 million, or so they say,
The weekend’s top movie, far and away.

Bohemian Rhapsody was a wee-distant two,
$30.8 mil. was the best it could do.
But cry not for Freddy and the rest of the band.
Its overall earnings are better than grand.
It’s banked $100 mil., and that’s just stateside.
Count overseas, and it’s near triple that tide.

Newcomer Overlord clocked in at number three,
Making $10 million from zombie battles gory.
It edged past The Nutcracker and all its Four Realms,
Which finished in fourth, a bit overwhelmed.

In fifth once again we see something new,
A Girl who still sports a weird Dragon Tattoo.
The name says a girl is caught in a Web.
The same girl or different? It cannot be said.
We can say however, it landed in fifth,
With 8 million dollars, and that is no myth.

That’s the end of our box office weekly countdown,
Which you have to admit is the best to be found.
So goodbye and farewell, and a fond sayonara,
We’ll see you next week. At least, so we oughta.

Who wrote this?

Paul Asay has been writing for Plugged In since 2007 and loves superheroes and finding God in unexpected places. In addition, Paul has also written several books, with his newest—Burning Bush 2.0—recently published by Abingdon Press. When Paul’s not reviewing movies, he hikes with his wife, Wendy, runs marathons with his grown kids, Colin and Emily, and beats back unruly houseplants. Follow him on Twitter @AsayPaul.

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Anonymous 27 days ago
Just when you thought the puns couldn't get better, these people write a whole poem for the box office.....
Anonymous 3 months ago
Posted by First Comment Guy

How about that Toy Story 4 teaser? Any thoughts?
Lostariel Bronwethiel 3 months ago
This was the best box office update of all time. Thank you for this!! (very impressive ryhming skills) 
Julienne Dy 3 months ago
I know, right?